#176 - bernie, hello son

Google invited me to be apart of one of the test groups for GoogleVoice. I signed up with my same phone number so now, when someone calls and leaves a message, it is transcribed and texted to me. A copy is also sent to my email with an audio version that I can listen to it for clarification. Now one of my favorite things is to have people leave messages. Google tries its hardest to figure out what information this mumbling-fast-speaking-human is trying to convey. Half is a hit and half is a comical miss. It's now turned into a game for me, so call me and leave me a message if I don't answer! Google and I would love to try and figure out what you're saying.

THIS: Call me when you have a minute. Thank you. Hey too much heroin inside the number so when you're free. Gimme a call
MEANS THIS: Call me when you have a minute. I can't text that much so I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. When you're free, give me a call. Bye.

And THIS is COMPLETELY wrong: Hey Vanessa. This afternoon you're doing well. Well, we're just going well. Hope you are jobs. It's interesting. Yeah, I'd like longer this week and others like the picture. I wanted to tell you. Well, mother break you. Bernie, Hello son tomorrow morning. This is a home hi, yeah, on how to talk to you later. Bye.

Good try, Google.